Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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