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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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