What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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