- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Justin's humor

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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