What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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