your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Lil Wayne

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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women's rights

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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