- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Has u seen my grammar?

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

God. God.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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