- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Catholicism.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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