- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Has u seen my grammar?

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

God. God.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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