- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Donald Trump

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong