- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.