- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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