- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

homosexuals are gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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