- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

My tractor broke down.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

men's rights.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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