why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Womens rights !

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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