- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all jokes aside...

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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