- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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