-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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