- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Oh...okay, good.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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