A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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