I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Your Mother

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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A man sat on a chair

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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