why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.