WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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