Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Whats red and dirty? Her period

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

JUST KIDDING^

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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