What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Republicans

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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