- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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