Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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modern love

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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