- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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