WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Lil' Wayne

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Your Mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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