Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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