A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Your Mother

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Butt poop.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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