who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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