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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

A seal walks into a club.

woman's rights

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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