A Fat Kenyan

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

There's my tractor.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

religion

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Women's rights

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

... Chan chan

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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