Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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