Add Your Comment

Are You A Zombie?

  • it should either be "she displaces a greater volume of water proportionately..." or just "greater volume". "Proportionately greater" would imply that the displacement per volume is greater for larger masses which would defy Archimedes Law of Buoyancy. Further, "greater" is a quality, while "larger" is a measurement. For example, one should say "Bucket A is larger than Bucket B" or "Bucket A has a greater volume than Bucket B."

  • good job. number 3. you just totally ruined that joke

  • This sucks

  • .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!


Want more? You might be interested in...