A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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One day a man walked into a wall

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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potatoes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What's half of 8? o

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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