What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Adele walks into the stables

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

This joke is funny

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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