a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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You will not press the like button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Jake. Walsh.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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