- Anti Joke

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

neil likes pube toast

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Bean.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

There's a god, just kidding.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared