- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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