- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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what did the farmer do? plant

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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