Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Women's Rights.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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