- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Obamacare

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

womens rights.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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