I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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soccer

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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