Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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smell the vitamin C

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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William wright is Gay

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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