Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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women's rights

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Anti Joke

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