- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What do you call a black man? Black

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