Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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mark lawson likes boys

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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learn the ropes?

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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vaginas

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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