whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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